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Oh, It's the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch up on sleep!

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Cody on Punk'd
  • Cody: Holy shit!
  • Me & my sister: *GASP* *calms down a little*
  • Cody: Holy fuck!
  • Me & my sister: *GAAAASSSPPP* *pounces up from laying down.. & doesn't calm down*
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ok so i know you all want to hear my story obvvvvvvvvs my story is that i will meet my boyfriend justin and we’ll get married and be like fuck you bitchachos and we’ll go live in cali and be like chillin’ and bitchez will be jellin’ and he’ll sing to me and i’ll be like yo i’m with da biebs. ya guys i’ll be marrying justin bieber
  • Cody: all this stuff is mine! except the car.
  • Guy: yea the car is mine.
  • Cody: yea of course it is.
I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought of this... how long does it take a giraffe to throw up ..

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  • Cody: This is my house! That's my picture! That's my dad, my mum, my sister, my little brother, BARACK OBAMA!
  • Guy: Barack Obama is your father?
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