Expectations:
Reality:
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- Cody: Holy shit!
- Me & my sister: *GASP* *calms down a little*
- Cody: Holy fuck!
- Me & my sister: *GAAAASSSPPP* *pounces up from laying down.. & doesn't calm down*
- Cody: all this stuff is mine! except the car.
- Guy: yea the car is mine.
- Cody: yea of course it is.
(Source: gigglefactory)
- Cody: This is my house! That's my picture! That's my dad, my mum, my sister, my little brother, BARACK OBAMA!
- Guy: Barack Obama is your father?












